Elegance on Trial: The Birkin Bag Saga and the Irony of Exclusionary Opulence

Elegance on Trial: The Birkin Bag Saga and the Irony of Exclusionary Opulence

In a world where the rich and fashionable jostle for the chance to flaunt their luxury, the Birkin bag stands as the ultimate trophy. For decades, this emblem of luxury has been the arm candy of the elite, a symbol of status that transcends mere fashion. Yet, beneath its leather-clad surface, a saga unfolds—a tale so absurd, it might just be the next big hit on the satire circuit.

Enter the scene: two brave souls from California embark on a quest, not for the Holy Grail but for something far more elusive: the chance to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a handbag. Yes, you heard it right. In a bold move against the titan of luxury, Hermès, these intrepid plaintiffs have launched a lawsuit accusing the brand of a heinous crime: forcing customers to buy more of their outrageously priced products as a prerequisite to purchasing a Birkin.

Imagine the horror of discovering that to get a $10,000 handbag, you first need to splurge on a plethora of other Hermès items. Shoes, belts, scarves—you name it, you need to buy it, all in the hopes of earning the privilege to spend even more money. It’s as if Hermès has turned luxury shopping into a high-stakes game of Monopoly, where passing ‘Go’ means dropping another few thousand dollars.

The plaintiffs, Tina Cavalleri and Mark Glinoga recount tales of woe and extravagance, painting a picture of a world where sales associates wield power to bestow Birkins upon those deemed worthy. And by worthy, they mean those who have sufficiently padded the brand’s coffers. Tina laments spending a fortune, only to be told that Birkins are reserved for clients who have been “consistent in supporting our business.” Mark, on his noble quest for the elusive bag, discovers that he must first enrich the brand through other purchases, a cycle of spend and spend more, all for the chance to… spend more.

In a delicious twist of irony, the lawsuit reveals that sales associates, the gatekeepers to the kingdom of Hermès, don’t even earn commission on Birkin sales. These coveted bags, it seems, sell themselves, leaving the staff to earn their keep from the smaller, yet still exorbitantly priced, items that customers must first buy to prove their loyalty and financial prowess.

This lawsuit has peeled back the curtain on the absurd theatre of luxury fashion, where the rich are played in a game of exclusivity and indulgence. It’s a world where dropping $20,000 on a watch might earn you the right to spend another small fortune on a handbag. A world where socialites and celebrities flaunt their collections of Birkins like medals of honor, tokens of their ability to navigate the absurd prerequisites set by HERMÈS.

So, to the would-be Birkin buyers out there, take heed. The path to luxury is paved with expensive accessories, a test of financial endurance and brand loyalty. But fear not; alternative markets await even if HERMÈS won’t sell you a Birkin.

As this satirical saga unfolds, one can’t help but marvel at its absurdity. A lawsuit over the right to spend excessive money on a handbag might be the epitome of first-world problems. Yet, it’s a stark reminder of the lengths people will go for a taste of luxury and the lengths brands will go to maintain the exclusivity that fuels their allure. Ultimately, the real winners are those who can look on, chuckle, and appreciate the ridiculousness of the luxury industrial complex circus.

15 Designer Handbags That Will Stand the Test of Time

15 Designer Handbags That Will Stand the Test of Time

From SAINT LAURENT to GUCCI, CHANEL to DIOR, these are the designs that will never go out of style.

When it comes to wardrobe investments, there is nothing quite like a great designer handbag. Choose the right one and look after it correctly, and it will be a wardrobe mainstay for the rest of your life. It may even be an item that you pass down through the generations, or something you eventually sell and may even make money on.

With that being said, if you are thinking of splurging on a new designer bag, then it is definitely worth considering a style that will stand the test of time, rather than just a one-season wonder that will eventually end up gathering dust at the back of your wardrobe. For this, the best option is either to look to the classics – some of which may have had a modern makeover, but are still very much trend-free – or to snap up designs that have an endless elegance about them (think timeless colours, seasonless silhouettes and trusty fabrics).

So here, we round up 35 of the best designer handbags which are unlikely to date anytime soon, and will certainly never feel like a regretful purchase.

Many may be names you are already familiar with; forever staples from Chanel, Gucci and Dior, but you will also find new styles from heritage brands, alongside new names to know in the world of designer handbags, in this round-up. These are the accessories that are actually worth investing in, whether you are treating yourself or looking for a very special gift, in the market for an evening bag or are after a tote that’s perfect for the office. These are designer names you can trust.

CHANEL

CHANEL Classic Flap Jumbo Bag is a truly great investment that will never go out of style. Need we say more?

$458.00

PRADA

PRADA Cleo Shoulder Bag takes influence from archival Prada pieces. With its sleek and streamlined appearance, it is not hard to see why it has been such a huge hit with fashion editors and influencers worldwide.

$308.00

 

GIVENCHY

GIVENCHY Small Antigona Bag. One of the most exquisitely crafted handbags you will ever find, the attention to detail is unparalleled. Its sleek style effortlessly showcases the undeniable mark of a top-tier handbag.

$348.00

 

LOUIS VUITTON

LOUIS VUITTON ‘Alma’ BB 2Way Bag. The style has existed in various forms for more than 120 years and only seems to improve with age.

$308.00

 

SAINT LAURENT

SAINT LAURENT Kaia YSL-Plaque Cross-Body Bag, which is sure to become a treasured piece in your wardrobe. It feels as classic as they come.

$308.00

DIOR

It’s not difficult to see why DIOR’s Saddle bag remains so popular: the style – which first appeared on the catwalk in 1999, became an it-bag in the Noughties, and has been a staple ever since – is the perfect way to elevate any day or night ensemble.

$368.00

GUCCI

GUCCI’s Horsebit bag was first released in 1955, and is today one of the house’s most popular styles. This version comes with both a classic leather and a colourful canvas strap, giving you even more versatility.

$308.00

LOEWE

LOEWE Mini Puzzle Bag comes in a huge variety of colours and sizes. This particular mini version has been expertly crafted using contrasting calfskins which would be a lovely addition to any woman’s wardrobe.

308.00

HERMÈS

Now here is a bag that needs no introduction; the HERMÈS Birkin, one of the most famous handbags of all time and one that is usually very difficult to get your hands on.

$518.00

 

CELINE

CELINE is a firm favourite for chic accessories, crafted from the most luxurious materials. This CELINE Chain Shoulder Bag Triomphe In Shiny Calfskin is particularly special – a signature style, which is available in number of classic colours.

$318.00

 

BALENCIAGA

BALENCIAGA Crush Small Chain Bag style is a new iteration from the house, one which is inspired by the silhouette of its cult City bag. It would make a very chic addition to both your day-to-day and your evening wardrobe.

$338.00

 

BOTTEGA VENETA

Another beautiful design from Daniel Lee’s era at Bottega, this Cassette bag has become a real favourite with fashion editors. BOTTEGA VENETA Small Brick Cassette: chic sophistication for carrying essentials.

$318.00

CHLOÉ

CHLOÉ’s Mini Leather Woody Tote is a great size, and can be worn either crossbody or carried as a top-handled bag. It makes a great, versatile bag for the spring/summer months.

$328.00

 

VALENTINO GARAVANI

VALENTINO GARAVANI One Stud Small Bag: Sparkle and Shine with Jeweled Design. he sliding chain strap adds versatility, allowing you to wear the bag on your shoulder. To complete the luxurious look, the front is adorned with the iconic Maxi Stud decoration.

$378.00

 

The Ultimate CHANEL Flap Guide

The Ultimate CHANEL Flap Guide

It seems CHANEL bags are harder to get these days.

But at CRISANDCOCO, you can shop everything from vintage pieces to the latest styles from Chanel’s current collection. Yes, all those hard-to-find items your closet craves are available in one ultra-fabulous destination. As convenient as that is, it’s also important to note that with any luxury purchase, it’s a good idea to do your homework.

If you’re anything like us, you’re probably in possession of a working pro and con list, right? Committing hours of research to decide which Chanel Classic Flap to get can not only feel daunting, but it’s quite time-consuming. There is so much to know about the Chanel Classic Flap that it makes total sense for us to create the ultimate guide about it. If this helps even just one person, then mission accomplished!

This guide covers the history, sizes, textiles, colors, hardware, and more. You may learn that maybe a Classic Flap isn’t for you… or you may very well fall more in love with it. At the end of the day, all we want is the perfect bag. And, let’s be real, a Chanel Classic Flap is pretty darn perfect.

So without further ado, shall we skip to the good part? Cue the ultimate Chanel Classic Flap guide. Ready to uncover the perfect Classic Flap for you? Read on or watch the video below!

History of the CHANEL Flap Bag

The history behind (any) product really is what makes something so special. In the case of Chanel, it’s legendary. Chanel is a huge deal, and honoring its history is the center of everything for the French house. The Classic Flap’s iconic status embodies that chic histoire we all can’t get enough of – and in turn, the global demand (and, erm, low supply) undoubtedly perpetuate this style’s growing value.

The Chanel Classic Flap is one of the most important, celebrated, and recognizable handbags in the fashion industry. But before the Classic Flap came about, there was the original. And that bag was? The 2.55. There is so much to love about the 2.55. This bag features the iconic Mademoiselle lock and gorgeous metal chain. She was born in February 1955 (hence the name) and she’s gorgeous. It’s important to note though: this style is not to be confused with the Reissue 2.55 (which looks similar). Reissue bags were introduced under Karl Lagerfeld in 2005 to celebrate the 2.55 style’s 50th birthday. Today, the term Reissue refers to the newer produced 2.55 bags.

Now, back to the topic of the Classic Flap. Although related to the 2.55, when we think of the Classic Flap we all think of something else entirely – and you probably do too. By any chance are you thinking of puffy quilts, CC hardware, and a gorgeous interwoven leather and chain strap? Yes please! These modernized touches were brought to fruition under Karl Lagerfeld in the 80s and have truly changed the game. That’s the moment the signature Classic Flap was born. Also created under Karl Lagerfeld is the iconic Chanel 19.

Due to the Flap’s undying popularity, it also comes as no surprise that the Chanel Flap is highly counterfeited. Explore this authenticity lesson on dissecting fake Chanel and dive into our world-renowned authentication process.

CHANEL Single Flap vs. Double Flap

Since the birth of the Classic Flap, you have probably heard about both Single Flap and Double Flap versions. What do these mean? Simply put, “single” and “double” refer to the number of flaps present on the bag. Let’s distinguish the two.

The CHANEL Single Flap

A lot of vintage flaps have single flaps, but these were discontinued in 2014. Chanel East-West Flaps, discontinued in 2010, are not part of the core classic range. But if you’re seeking a Chanel style with a “classic flap look” (and vintage), then East-West bags are worth looking at!

Today, smaller Chanel Flap sizes have single flaps, which include the Mini Flap sizes. Although these sizes have been viewed as seasonal items coming in different textile and color variations, they are now thought to be considered part of the core range of Flap bags.

The CHANEL Double Flap

Traditionally, both 2.55 bags and Classic Flaps have double flaps (which means one exterior flap and one interior flap). The double flaps are included throughout the core sizes. And those sizes are? Well, keep reading!

CHANEL Flap Sizes

The core Chanel Classic Double Flap collection includes sizes SmallMediumJumbo, and Maxi. As mentioned before, the smaller sizes have a single flap and those include the Extra Mini Flap, the Mini Square Flap, the Mini Rectangular Flap, as well as the Mini Top Handle Rectangular Flap.

Which size is right for you? Well, one thing to note is if you’re looking at vintage, you may notice some slight size and design variations compared to the newer styles. Don’t be alarmed, it’s just something to keep in mind due to the age of the bags.

When choosing a size, it comes down to this: what are you going to carry inside it? The Medium size is a top-selling size here and outside of CRISANDCOCO – likely because it’s not too big and it’s not too small. Although, our procurement experts tell us that the Small size is making a huge comeback!

If you want to be able to carry all, and I mean ALL your essentials (maybe you need it for going back to work), then go bigger. The Jumbo or the Maxi can fit a 10”-13” laptop plus other items, and that might be for you. Note: the Maxi is substantially large.

The Extra Mini Flap (the smallest of the bunch) has been discontinued in 2019. If this is a size you want, you won’t be able to get it retail, but we have them! If you prefer a boxier shape with petite proportions, the Mini Square Flap is a great pick. The Mini Rectangular is slightly longer but still embodies that coveted “classic flap” look and they’re really popular now – and incredibly hard to get your hands on, of course.. If you want a mini bag (or one with a top handle), the Mini model is a solid choice! But the smallest bag that you can get that has the signature double flap? That is the Small Double Flap.

CHANEL Textiles, Quilt Types & Iconic Patterns

When dreaming about which material your new darling will possess, it’s beneficial to remember that sizes and styles have textile limitations, so keeping that in mind will help you navigate your choices and get you closer to finding your perfect bag!

What Textiles You Can Expect To Find

When it comes to Chanel textiles, nothing quite tops Caviar – a signature (and quite durable) type of grained calfskin. Besides just adoring the texture with your eyes, with just a small stroke you can immediately feel what makes Caviar leather so distinct from the rest. Nothing else exists in the world like it and Caviar has become synonymous with the embodiment of Chanel and ultra-luxury as a whole. It is the very reason why bags dressed in this material last so long, are high in demand, and of course, carry immense resale value.

Pst! In the event that you’re also looking to add a wallet to the equation, be sure to skim through our in-depth post about wallet style and textile recommendations!

A quick note on Caviar…

Heads up. Chanel discontinued both the Square and Rectangular Mini Flaps in Caviar. If a Mini Caviar Flap is important to you, be sure to browse our curated selection – or if you don’t see what you’re looking for, set up an item alert for one!

But aside from Caviar leather, you can find Chanel Classic Flaps dressed in lambskin, calfskin, and patent leather. All these are truly stunning. On top of that, sometimes you will find unique iterations of the flap style dressed in exotics, such as alligator or lizard skin. Plus you can find these bags in iridescent leather, or perforated lambskin, which are all fun treatments that elevate the design. There are endless options. But just know leather requires care and the more you practice handbag TLC the longer you can enjoy your investment. Proper storage also goes a long way!

CHANEL Flap Quilt Types

Another important detail that often gets overlooked (unless you’re keen on details) is the type of flap quilts. The first type that comes to mind is Chanel’s gorgeous diamond quilting, which is the classic quilt. For those looking for something a little edgier, there are also chevron-quilted flaps that scream bold and fun. You’ll notice more Chanel Boy bags with chevron quilting, but a Classic Flap in chevron is a pretty pick, too.

Additionally, plain flaps with no quilts at all are an option too (part of the Pure line) if you prefer the leather to shine all on its own. But heads up, they’re not as common so if that is something you strongly desire, it may have to look a little extra harder before you find the perfect one you want! Patience is a virtue, my friend.

Other Flap Materials

Erm, and if you think it stopped at leather, it does not! Chanel tweed is an iconic staple and tweed flap bags truly applaud the heritage, feminist roots, and vision that its founder Coco Chanel embraced and embodied throughout her career. Chanel tweed bags come in many notable patterns, such as metallic, herringbone, houndstooth, and more. So it really comes down to what you find attractive and what you want to wear! Explore the patterns available to shop now, and see what speaks to you.

Aside from these mentioned, there is a boatload of materials Chanel uses. Others include denim, PVC, suede (available in many of Chanel’s mini flaps from the current line), velvet, and cotton canvas to name a few. Leave it to Chanel to use nearly every luxury material available to give their iconic handbag so many gorgeous looks!

CHANEL Hardware

Chanel hardware used to be 24k gold, but this kind of hardware was discontinued in 2008. Today Chanel offers a wide variety of hardware options and the most common shades include silver, gold, light gold, and So Black. The release of rose gold plated hardware (introduced for 21B), only comes in lambskin… for now.

Special editions may reveal unique hardware such as gradient hardware, aged gold or silver hardware, ruthenium, enamel, lacquered tone-in-tone hardware from the incognito line, and other interesting finishes. Hardware is like the jewelry to the bag, so it all comes down to the details.

If you know, you know…

Actually, this is the best part… To ensure that you sound like you actually know ultra-luxury fashion, we have to throw this little tidbit here for you. That is, the Chanel Classic Flap is also referred to as 11.12. This new name emerged during Spring 2021 and references the original Flap’s style code, which was A01112.

Also, the unique anatomy of the Double Flap actually serves an unusual but genius purpose. That little zip pocket located at the underside of the outer flap? That pocket is intentional and is made to store your love letters (awe). If I were alive during the gilded age (the Met Gala doesn’t count), maybe I would have love letters from suitors. But in reality, most of us probably have to-do lists or affirmations. Point is, love letters or not, Coco Chanel intentionally designed this pocket so that the bag included an area with room for sentimental tokens. And I’m smitten.

Another pocket with another little secret? A pocket within a pocket. It’s located inside the interior slip pocket and if you’re not sure what it is for it appears as though it’s there to store a pen (maybe you could). But the story behind that seemingly “out of nowhere” pocket is actually quite practical. It’s a pocket made to store your lipstick! Today that means you could store your lipstick, lip balm, lip gloss, and heck maybe a small pen if you so desire.

Cash or Couture? Unpacking Pharrell’s Ludicrous LOUIS VUITTON Loot

Cash or Couture? Unpacking Pharrell’s Ludicrous LOUIS VUITTON Loot

The Million-Dollar Mirage: Pharrell’s Fashion Folly

High Fashion or High Farce?

On that fateful June evening on Paris’ Point Neuf Bridge, the fashion world was agog at Pharrell’s debut and the absurd spectacle of the Millionaire Speedy Bag. This wasn’t a fashion statement; it was a financial flex in the guise of a bag.

Star Power Selling Pricey Pouches

Enter Rihanna, wielding the bag like a status symbol on steroids in LOUIS VUITTON’s campaign. If the bag’s price tag didn’t drop your jaw, the celebrity circus around it certainly did. It’s less about fashion and more about flaunting wealth.

Crocodile Smiles and Diamond Dazzles: The Anatomy of Overpriced Opulence

Crocodile Tales: Priced for a Pharaoh, Not a Purse

Crocodile leather – because nothing says ‘luxury’ like carrying something that once wanted to eat you. But seriously, is it the material or the madness of the market that jacks up the price?

Dripping in Diamonds: Because Subtlety is So Last Season

Gold and diamonds on a bag? At this point, why not throw in a tiara and a wand, too? It’s not just a fashion accessory; it’s an armored truck for your arm.

The Exclusivity Exploit: Is Scarcity the New Black?

The Hermès Hilarity: From Birkins to Dog Tents

Compared to HERMÈS’ Birkin, LOUIS VUITTON’s Millionaire Speedy is like the spoiled, wealthy cousin who throws tantrums over diamonds. And people are buying dog tents they don’t need in a desperate Hail Mary for a Birkin. It’s not fashion; it’s fanaticism.

The Status Symbol Sham: A Pricey Pantomime

This bag is less about utility and more about who’s got the most significant bank balance. It symbolizes excess, where the cost is more coveted than the craft.

Splurge or Splutter: The Million-Dollar Mockery

Fashion’s Fickle Flame: Today’s Treasure, Tomorrow’s Trivia?

Will this bag be a timeless classic or just a footnote in the annals of absurd luxury? Remember, not every pricey piece becomes a perennial favorite. Just ask Karl Lagerfeld’s punching bag.

Resale Roulette: A Gamble Wrapped in Gator Skin

Sure, you can buy it as an investment. But let’s face it – chances are you’re just pouring money down a designer drain. Will it be a goldmine or a glorified garage sale item in a few years?

Conclusion: The Price of Pretentiousness

Cultural Icon or Couture Clownery?

Pharrell’s LOUIS VUITTON escapade – a stroke of genius or a splurge of silliness? The Millionaire Speedy Bag isn’t just a purse; it’s a punchline for the ultra-rich.

The Million-Dollar Question: To Own or to Ogle?

Ultimately, this bag is more than a luxury item; it’s a ludicrous leap into the lap of luxury. Whether a savvy investment or a splurge on steroids, it’s a walking, talking testament to the absurdity of high fashion’s price tags, in a world where money talks, this bag screams.

The Lavish Legacy of LOUIS VUITTON’s Speedy: From Timeless Elegance to Hyped Hyperbole

The Lavish Legacy of LOUIS VUITTON’s Speedy: From Timeless Elegance to Hyped Hyperbole

A Satirical Spin on the Speedy Saga

As we unfurl the rich tapestry of Louis Vuitton’s iconic Speedy bag, let’s not forget to chuckle at the absurdity of such grandeur bestowed upon a mere accessory. Yes, the Speedy deserves a nod, but let’s not inflate its legacy more than Louis Vuitton’s recent marketing stunts in Hong Kong and China.

The Birth of a Fashion Phenomenon

Louis Vuitton, initially a luxury trunk maker since 1854, ventured into handbags with the Speedy in 1930, originally named the ‘Express’. This bag, an ode to the travel era, was a downsized version of the Keepall. It gained its iconic status in 1965 when Audrey Hepburn requested a smaller version, leading to the creation of the Speedy 25. Despite its practical design, the Speedy’s rise to fame was more a testament to celebrity influence than its functionality.

Evolving Designs: From Classic to Controversial

Over the years, each Creative Director at Louis Vuitton has reinterpreted the Speedy, adding their flair while maintaining its classic shape. Marc Jacobs introduced the practical Speedy Bandoulière in 2011, and Virgil Abloh gave it a futuristic twist. However, not all these changes were well-received. For instance, the zipper addition in 2015 sparked debates about authenticity and originality.

The Spectacle in the East: Hype and Hyperbole

Fast forward to the present, where Louis Vuitton’s PR machinery has been working overtime in Hong Kong and China. With Pharrell Williams at the helm, the brand has showcased monumental inflatable Speedy sculptures along Shanghai’s Huangpu River and in other key locations. This move, while undeniably eye-catching, seems more like a theatrical overture than a genuine fashion statement. It’s hard not to smirk at the inflated representation of a bag that already carries an inflated sense of self-importance.

Pharrell’s Prowess: More Than Just a Musical Maestro?

Pharrell Williams, while a musical genius, steps into the fashion realm with more of a social proof appeal than genuine design innovation. His take on the Speedy, including the lavish “Millionaire” Speedy, has stirred discussions but also raises the question: Is this more about the cult of celebrity than about the bag itself?

Conclusion: The Speedy’s Enduring Enigma

As we witness the Speedy’s journey from a functional accessory to a symbol of luxury and now, a subject of exaggerated hype, one cannot help but wonder: has its essence been lost in the pomp and show? Or does it still hold that timeless charm that once captivated the likes of Audrey Hepburn? Amidst the inflated sculptures and celebrity endorsements, the Louis Vuitton Speedy remains an enigmatic emblem of luxury, its legacy both celebrated and satirized.
How Much Do People Spend on High-Quality Replica Bags?

How Much Do People Spend on High-Quality Replica Bags?

Replica bags have become increasingly popular in recent years, offering fashion-conscious individuals a more affordable way to own stylish designer accessories. Quality, brand reputation, and personal preferences all play a role in determining the budget for replica shopping. The world of replica bags offers a range of options to fit different budgets and tastes, allowing fashion enthusiasts to enjoy luxury without breaking the bank.

The Quest for Affordable Luxury

For many fashion enthusiasts, owning a designer bag is a dream come true, but the exorbitant prices can often be a significant hurdle. We highlight the dilemma faced by those looking for quality replica bags at a fraction of the retail price.

Prices Vary Depending on the Grade

The price of a replica bag depends on the quality and grade of the product. The consensus is that bags that closely resemble the authentic ones, often called 1:1 replicas, can cost a significant percentage of the retail price. Some users suggest that these high-grade replicas can range from 7% to 10% of the authentic bag’s retail price.

Quality Matters

Quality is a significant factor when determining the price people are willing to pay for replica bags. Many buyers stress the importance of thoroughly researching the quality of replicas before purchasing. Factors such as stitching, materials, and craftsmanship are crucial in determining whether a replica bag is worth the price.

Recommendations Are Key

In the world of replica bags, sourcing from reputable sellers is essential. Several users share their positive experiences with specific sellers who provide high-quality replicas. These recommendations help others navigate the complex landscape of replica shopping and make informed decisions. CRIS&COCO ensures guaranteed delivery and maintains a remarkable 99% quality satisfaction rate.

The Role of “Factory Names”

Some buyers express skepticism about using “factory names” in replica bag discussions. They suggest that these names might be used to create an illusion of exclusivity and uniqueness. According to them, many top-quality replica bags come from the same sources, so the factory name might not be as crucial as it seems.

Setting a Budget

Setting a budget is crucial when purchasing replica bags. Many buyers mention they aim to spend no more than $400 for good-quality replica bags. Going beyond this budget may not be justified when considering investing in an authentic bag or exploring the secondhand market.