THE CRIS & COCO MANIFESTO
We’re not here to sell you a dream. We’re here to expose it. Luxury today is a game of smoke, mirrors, and manufactured scarcity. They sell us $3,000 bags with $30 worth of materials and a $2,970 markup called “aspiration.” Friends say it’s fine, friends say it’s good, just like Robin Hood, but in reverse.
At CRIS & COCO, we believe the real heist isn’t in the counterfeit stalls of Guangzhou, it’s in the flagship boutiques of Fifth Avenue. Welcome to fashion’s open secret: the emperor’s new handbag is probably made in the same workshop as ours. Only difference? Ours doesn’t come with a moral hangover or a quarterly bonus for the marketing intern who named it “Icon.”
So we offer Original Pirate Material, but the kind that’s curated, authentic quality. We slash the markup, not the quality. We serve bags with history, character, and no obligation to pretend you’re buying into a legacy when you’re just leasing status for the’ gram.
CRIS & COCO: where luxury loses the leash.